this was on facebook but it belongs here, too!!!

kotvshliape:

You don’t want to remember it happened

But it did

And don’t forget I have your address

So I can write your mom that letter about you being a strong independent black woman and you can go by Dominiquesha if you want to

Re-bagglin’ because I just realized how much Cayleigh will enjoy this

Yes, Cayleigh, Dominic and I had a drunken phone conversation last night.

Also posting this at Amanda’s expense.